saywhiplash:

I made it happen.

inlovewithcolfer:

My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?

Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH

Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read

Teacher: good for you!

ME: Yup…

nova-bright:

special-k-art:

knitmeapony:

sonic-hip-attack:

thesavagesalad:

i hope that every male character you have ever loved is played by Lucy Liu

okay I spent way too much time making this shitty graphic

but it made me happy

LUCY LIU FOR ALL THE AVENGERS

wow cap lucy liu can have all my hots

this is the avengers movie that i would actually watch the whole way through

thesavagesalad:

i hope that every male character you have ever loved is played by Lucy Liu　

alternatecover:

From Uncanny X-Men #6, 1964.

YES. SEXUAL MAGNETISM!

gastly-haunter-gengar:

lemondifficult:

agirlought:

popca:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

HOLD UP HOLD UP

YALL NEED TO READ THIS

GLAZED DONUT

GENTLY STICK HIS PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE THEN NIBBLE AROUND IT, STOPPING TO SUCK HIM ONCE IN AWHILE. THE SUGARY TEXTURE OF YOUR TONGUE WILL ADD AN INTERESTING NEW DIMENSION.

jdhsjkhfjkshka

what the hell, cosmo, what the hell

LEAVE THE PASTRIES ALONE

foreveroutcast:

ceruleancynic:

wariofan63:

Dave finds Dave’s comics and then Dave and Dave talk about Dave’s boners

I CANNOT FUCKING GET ENOUGH OF DAVESTUCK

I CAN DO A THOUSAND BONERS.